Funny Halloween Jokes for Young Boos and Ghouls
Here’s an activity you can use to add some rib-tickling fun to your Halloween party.
Step 1: Download and print this Halloween Jokes for Kids PDF
Step 2: Cut out the jokes and take turns slaying the room with these funnies!
Q: What should you say to the skeleton before dinner?
A: Bone-appetite!
Q: Why do ghosts like riding in elevators?
A: Because it raises their spirits!
Q: What did the jack-o-lantern say to all of the trick or treaters?
A: Orange you glad to see me?
Q: What kind of music do mummies like to dance to?
A: Wrap music!
Q: Why can’t witches search for food in the woods?
A: Because they don’t have haunting licenses!
Q: What did the ghost have for dinner at the Italian restaurant?
A: Fettucini Afraid-O!
Q: Why don’t people think of Casper as a famous author?
A: Because he’s a ghost-writer.
Q: What do ghosts wear to fancy dinner parties?
A: Boo-ties!
Q: What do vampires eat for breakfast?
A: Neck-tarines!
Q: Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
A: Because they’re told they’re no-bodies.
Q: What did the monsters have for dessert?
A: I-scream!
Q: Why do ghosts have a hard time telling lies?
A: Because it’s easy to see right through them.
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